The rite of passage for fatherhood is telling a good dad joke. If you’re not a dad and you’re telling dad jokes, you’re just a faux pa! Here’s a list of 70 of the best dad jokes ever.
- A Lumberjack once told me he’s cut down exactly 22,639 trees. “How do you know exactly how many?” I asked, He said “I keep a log”
- Can February March?
No, but April May! - Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don’t think they’ll fit me. - Dad, can you put the cat out?
I didn’t know it was on fire. - Dad, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut! - Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?
I was heels over head! - Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents.