- Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the ‘P’ is silent. - Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired. - Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field. - Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb. - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up. - You know, people say they pick their nose,
but I feel like I was just born with mine.
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70 of the Best, er, Worst Dad Jokes Ever
