- Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the ‘no-bell’ prize. - Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it! - Don’t trust atoms.
They make up everything! - A cheese burger walks into a bar, the bartender says sorry sir we don’t serve food here.
- England has no kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool - How do lawyers say goodbye?
We’ll be suing ya! - How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut. - How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
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70 of the Best, er, Worst Dad Jokes Ever
