- How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it. - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together. - How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles. - I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
- I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
- I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.
I’m just doing it for kicks! - I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
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70 of the Best, er, Worst Dad Jokes Ever
