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70 of the Best, er, Worst Dad Jokes Ever

  • I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.

  • I like telling Dad jokes.
    Sometimes he laughs!

  • I made a pencil with two erasers.
    It was pointless.

  • I once got fired from a canned juice factory, apparently I couldn’t concentrate…

  • I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
    I’ll let you know.

  • I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn’t.
    It had plenty of spirit but no body.

  • I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.