- I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
- I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro.
It’s a total rip-off. - If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
- If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
- I’m on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it. - I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down! - I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
Categories