- Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends. - It takes guts to be an organ donor.
- It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.
- I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
- My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!
- Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
- This graveyard looks overcrowded.
People must be dying to get in.
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70 of the Best, er, Worst Dad Jokes Ever
