- Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, So I pushed her over.
- Two windmills were sitting on a hill the one asks the one humming do you have a favorite song? The one says well… all my life I have been a heavy metal fan
- Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.
- What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback! - What did the coffee report to the police?
A mugging. - What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
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70 of the Best, er, Worst Dad Jokes Ever
