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70 of the Best, er, Worst Dad Jokes Ever

  • What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta.

  • What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
    An irrelephant.

  • What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
    Nacho cheese.

  • What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

  • What do you get from a pampered cow?
    Spoiled milk.

  • What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
    Sneakers!

  • What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.