- What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The space bar. - What’s brown and sticky?
A stick. - What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream. - When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent. - Which state has the most streets?
Rhode Island. - Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels. - Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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